There is no delicate way to put this so I am just going to say it: stop inviting me to your showers. Please. I am delighted about your forthcoming nuptials, thrilled to be in attendance at your special day. Must I really wear a clothespin on my dress to be snatched by your great-aunt's second cousin when I say the word "wedding?" "Wedding." Here's my clothespin.
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